A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts

A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the GroomIve put a bit of a speech together to solar day, but after the previous speaker put us solely to sleep Ill try to make mine a bit much interesting and entertaining. Sorry only joking. On behalf of my comely wife and I, we would akin to thank you all for coming along, and sharing this very special day with us. And a huge thank you for the wonderful presents.I would like everybody here, oddly my wife, to know how lucky and proud I am to be stand here today speaking to you as her husband. She is beautiful, caring, intelligent. charming and (pause) ... Whats that?... I cant analyze your writing darlingSeriously though, I am overwhelmed at how beautiful she looks, and cant believe how privileged I am that she has become my wife. ...